The name of my post today and coincidentally what I called in sick to work with. In other news I have just taken the last two ibuprofen in the apartment. This is horrible news for three reasons:
1. There is no more ibuprofen
2. I will need to take more ibuprofen later to combat the Irish Flu
3. Because of the Irish Flu I will not be walking/stumbling to the store to get more ibuprofen
If you don't know what the Irish Flu is just think a little harder, unless of course you're hungover too, then don't think too hard, because I know that hurts.