1. The red will turn into a brilliant golden brown tan, no peeling involved.
2. Brownie batter eaten before cooking doesn't have caloric value
3. Similarly, anything bought at a street fair doesn't have caloric value
4. Watching Battlestar Gallactica on a Saturday is not lame
5. Knowing that Jamie Bamber is the name of the actor who plays Lee off the top of your head does not make you obsessed with the show.
6. That one day all men will look like Jamie Bamber and have British accent