You know you're a college student when:

As you're putting the change in the tip jar after buying a mocha you realize that one of the coins was a quarter and that you need that quarter to do you laundry tonight and take the coin back out of the tip jar.

College Spending

We just spent 170 dollars at the grocery store. One Hundred and Seventy DOLLARS. That's worth 255 Euros, what is the world coming to? Famous words while running around the store looking like half starved glutenous 20 something males:

"If you get to fuck the cookie dough I get to fuck the frosting."

Yes we love our food here at the apartment, apparently a little too much.