Too True

Thanks, A Cup of Joe!

This one got me

Holy Grail

I found it.

It's called Cartoon Network, a place where they don't show political commercials or anything related to the economy. Scooby Dooby Doo, I am soooo glad I re-found you! Also the commercials they do show? Awesome and effective. I'm totally asking for a mini battery powered Jeep for Christmas.

Sober Fun

Yes, these are my friends and this IS what we did last night for three hours. We are beyond awesome. No alcohol was involved, I kid you not.

Congrats!

Congratulations US tax payers, you just bought 700 billion dollars worth of bad debt! Time to break out the alcohol and savings bonds.

New Guilty Pleasure

Paris Hilton's My New BFF.

Other reality TV shows wish they could be this awesome, but their producers aren't Paris Hilton and therefor are not BITCHY ENOUGH to pull off the awesomeness that is this show. Seriously, she sent home four people straight off the bat. I wouldn't want to be her BFF, but watching other chicks, one guy and one man/chick/shim back stab and bitch at each other for the chance? Yea, I'll watch that every Tuesday night at ten on MTV when I should be studying. As Paris says,

Later bitches!

We got beat by a Tree...

Yesterday the University of Washington football team hit a new low by loosing to Stanford. Even my football obsessed friends have lost hope for the team. Plus, on top of the loss our quarterback Jake Locker broke his thumb and our only decent WR D’andre Goodwin has an ‘apparent rib injury’ according to the Seattle Times .

Why football gods, why do you hate us so much?

At least we don’t suck as much as WSU. If we don’t win the Apple Cup this year I’m going to have to put half my friends on suicide watch. Tyron Willingham is so fired after this season.

Also, is Jake chewing in that picture? Bad Jake!

More politics

So I'm sure that everyone and their mom is tired of politics at the moment but the transcripts of Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric are a must read.

Domestic policy segment.
Foreign policy segment.

First Day of Class

Morning of the first day of class and what do I wake up to? A bloody cold. Thanks body.

Freshmen

Listening to newly inducted frat boys invite girls to parties: painful. Very, very painful

McCain's Speech on 9/18

John McCain speech about the financial market. All in all he does a nice job of saying nothing. However this phrase which, granted, is taken out of context is hilarious:

"And we will simplify the tax code so people can understand it and do their tax returns themselves."

Riiight. The only reason I did my own taxes this year was because I only needed to fill out one form and I'm a broke college student. Don't over extend yourself their McCain, that statement is called making a promise you can't keep.

Reading political jargon makes me so frustrated. there's all these words on the page and yet the candidates never actually say how their going to change things, just that they are.